Herman Cain: A Candle in the Wind

Herman Cain just brought his campaign to an end and at his announcement of it, he quoted the Pokemon: The Movie 2000 song "The Power of One". Why are people grilling poor Herman Cain over this. How many people have quoted Dr. Seuss or Charlie Brown? Pokemon has taught my generation a lot of things, like how to catch 'em all, or that cats can actually train themselves to talk. So, in tribute to a man who is one in a million, I give this rendition of my version of the song "Candle in the Wind", by Sir Elton John:

Goodbye Herman Cain,
Though I never knew you at all,
You were the only other reasonable candidate
next to Ron Paul.
You created the 999 plan.
And you were at your height.
Then they spread rumors of sexual harassment.
And your affair with Ginger White.

And it seems to me that your campaign
Was a candle in the wind.
Now you have to bring it to a halt
Because of all those women.
And I would have liked to vote for you
 But I'm not a Republican.
Your candle burned out long before,
Your campaign came to an end.

RIP Herman Cain's Campaign: 2011-2011